You've found a gem. Shhh! Don't tell anyone about the open layout leading to an oversized kitchen with insane storage. Don't mention the oversized bedrooms on the second level, each with their own separate bathrooms to anyone. Definitely don't tell anyone about the cute and private rear yard, or the front of the home, both perfect for hangouts, gardening, al fresco dining, or something else entirely creative. Don't talk about the location--three blocks to Union Market and three blocks to H Street NE. It'll be hard for anyone else to understand how you can live comfortably between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods, with a side of Aldi and Giant thrown into the mix. And all at this price? Don't tell anyone...they'll think you're crazy.